Wake up old man!

King’s father or no, this old man is a pain in the ass. Who’s on for diaper changing duty? Duty….LOL. Oh, out of character, you say? What if the doogin sees? I’m not worried, this site is a ghost town. Not a single nugget of recap or knowledge to be had.

I say we kill the old coger and tell Lord what’s his face that the dragon ate him.

Too late, teleportation spell already went off. Good thing is the king’s maidens can take care of Mr. poopy pants.

Where is my horse? I have citizens to slay!!

Long live Ellis the Cruel!!