Mook and Zek roll into Kellinford

“By my Sisters lazy eye! You’re not gunna remember how to spell it no how”.
“One more time K-A-L-L-I-N-F-O-R-D ! “
“Don’t eat that! It’s already been picked at by the buzzards!’.
“ What? If I wernt you’re friend I would let you eat them buzzard pickens”,
“ Look, their having a spread the honor some watery tart that makes it rain or something, free grub is free grub”.
“ No, you Dolt. The dead guy just happened to croke at the same time, humans, always looken to feel sorry for dead Fops”’
“ Why in the name if Hadies do you care? His name was Haggis or Halex or something”.
“No! you don’t haveta bring a gift. Whoja give it to, the tart of the dead guy? I tellya Mookie some days are dumber than most.”
“Yes Tard, I’z still you friend, now take that helm off so not to scare the wee-ones”.