The Rollender Song

[Hocho Militus (Tom)]

I made this up while guarding the wagon train on the way to Everton Wells.

(to the Tune of “Rawhide”)

Rollen Rollen Rollen
Keep those wagons rollin
Drive ’em like they’re stolen
To town!
Through orcs, trolls and dragons,
Gotta push those wagons,
Glad I have my Nugen ‘tween my thighs.

Move ’em on, head ’em up
Head ’em up, move ’em on
Move ’em on, head ’em up, to town
Cut ’em out, ride ’em in
Ride ’em in, cut ’em out
Cut ’em out, ride ’em in, to town

Keep drivin’, drivin’, drivin’
If we’re to be arrivin’
Keep these goods a-drivin’, to town
Don’t try to whisper horses
Just put ’em through their courses
Maybe we can get down there by five
I’m getting so impatient
For some carnal relations
She’s waitin’ at the end of our drive

Move ’em on, head ’em up
Head ’em up, move ’em on
Move ’em on, head ’em up, to town
Cut ’em out, ride ’em in
Ride ’em in, cut ’em out
Ride-’em-in, TO TOWN!

As for Nugen, she’s my horse named Farvergnugen. Put away those thoughts you dirty man.

Quote from de caravan owner – “If I never have to hear the Rollen song again, it will be too soon.”

• This topic was modified 2 years, 3 months ago by Hocho Militus (Tom).

[Zorander]

So not-dwarven paladin/bard?

[Hocho Militus (Tom)]

Human who grew up in a Dwarven mining community. Not sure where you get bard training in a Dwarven mining community.

[Tippy Smallfoot (Greg)]

Fun song, been humming it all day

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