What is that?

[The Doogen]

What is that?
Looks like an egg?
It’s brown, rounded on one end, cone shaped on the other.
Well one way to find out, eat it.
Should I drop it in some boiling water, fry it in a pan or do the Rocky raw chug thing?
This is a difficult problem to solve.
I know, Hey Prest let me hold one of those holy brews of yours.
Thanks.
Bang Bang Bang. Damn bent my cup. Dang not an egg just a rock. Oh well at least the ale is always cold.
Hey, is that a black berry?

[Ellis Hightower]

Will your cup still hold brew? That’s the only real question here. I found a large sack of gold and some +5 weapons just lying
in a heap over in the corner. Don’t think we need em though.

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